Borges

Does it ever seem like it's impossible to please the ladies? You take them out to dinner. You buy them flowers. You make out with them. You get them undressed. You make love to them all night long with the stamina of a marathon runner.

But, you just can't give them an orgasm.

Then, after you have gone for the gold and given all you can, you lie there and know they are disappointed.

Even though you just got laid, you don't feel like much of a man.

You mind races and you wonder:

-Is my penis too small for her?
-Is she not attracted to me?
-Is there something wrong with me?
-Am I the only guy who can't open her floodgates?
-Is she going to think I'm a wimp?
-Will she laugh at me behind my back?

Stop Freaking Out, Man! You Can Shoot And Score -
And Leave Her Begging For More!

Unless you are a freak of nature, your No. 2 pencil is probably just fine; if she didn't want you to get some booty, she wouldn't be doing the lateral lambada with you in the first place.

The problem is that busting a nut is much, much harder for her than it is for you.

But, it doesn't have to be that way. Any guy even two-pump chumps can give a woman an orgasm.

You just have to know the ancient secrets to providing women mind-blowing orgasms that make them want to ride you like the wild stallion you are.

The Ancients Knew The Secret Ways To Bringing Her Heaven On Earth

Ever notice how in the old days, women seemed to have many, many more children than they do today?

Have you wondered why?

It's because their men knew how to hit a home run into their stands every time they stepped up to the plate.

That meant that the ladies were more than willing to have sex again and again with their lovers they were practically begging the guys to take them to bed and wet their wonder walls!

Unfortunately, those days are long gone. In fact, most men today have no clue whatsoever about how to make a woman really respond in bed.

Most Women Don't Even Know The Secret To Orgasms Anymore And Are Constantly Left High And Dry

Sadly, many women don't know what they need either meaning that lots of women go for years without ever having a climax with their partner.

If only they knew the secret!

I know this is hard to believe. After all, since the age of 12, most of us have just needed a Playboy magazine and three minutes alone in order to get one off.

Women are simply different.

We have our orgasms in order to make as many women pregnant as possible. Women have their orgasms in order to get pregnant by the best male available.

Guess what?

If she's not shooting the light fantastic while you hump her honey hole, her body is rejecting you whether she consciously wants it to or not.

It's like being picked last for the team in dodgeball.

If You Don't Learn The Secret She May Cheat While You Stay Home And Beat Your Meat!

What sucks more than a Hoover is that while she may be very attracted to you and may even love you if you can't double-click her mouse, you'll leave her with only three choices:

1.Stick with you and be frustrated, while faking it to keep you happy.
2.Cheating on you with men who know how to float her boat.
3.Dumping your sorry ass and finding a man who can give her what she really needs.

None of these options is good for you but this does not have to be your future once you understand the real ancient secret to giving her the orgasms she needs and deserves.

But don't worry; we are here to help.

I Know Just How You Feel! Until I Learned The Ancient Secret
I Had No Idea How To Make Women Moan!

When it came to laying pipe with the lusty ladies, my middle name used be Loser.

I either ended up with the girls giving me that Dude, WTF? look, or else hearing them faking orgasms with me, while they searched for real men who could get the dirty deed done right the first time.

I'm going to be your coach along the way. And I need you to pay attention. Don't just skip to the sexual positions or you may face a lot of nights sitting at home eating pizza with your friends and wondering why the girls aren't calling you back.

Yes, I know that what you want is to jump on top of her, bang like a jackhammer and have her dripping with desire for you.

That's natural. Your entire body is telling you to just get off and not worry about what she wants. But I know that deep down, you want more.

You want to hit a home run and be the Ty Cobb of babe-banging.

You'll get there soon and then you'll know the secret.

During the course of this book we are going to tell you everything you ever wanted to know about melting her icecaps, including:

-What really happens when a woman has an orgasm and why!
-The secrets of her anatomy if you think you know how a woman's body responds sexually, you are wrong. Otherwise, you wouldn't need my help.
-How to seduce her and get her into bed in the first place. There is no point in being a championship racer if you don't have a car to drive!
-The fun of female fingering and how you can delightfully diddle her dandelion.
-Going downtown the best ways to eat her peach, lick her labia and tongue her tuna to total satisfaction. Just don't ever use the T word to her face!
-The way you do that thing you do how to ride a filly and win the Triple Crown!
-The power of positive positioning what positions to use to maximize her pleasure, while letting her know you are a creative and caring boy toy.
-Getting her to open up how to talk to her about her orgasms, whether she's had them before, and what she really wants in bed. Believe it or not, it can be harder for many women to talk about their sexual needs than it is for you to master the 15th level of Halo.

Most of all, we are going to tell you the ancient secret to giving women orgasms by giving you a complete understanding of their bodies and minds and what they really want when you push their panties down to their ankles.

Once you know the ancient secret:

-Your penis size won't matter!
-How long you can last during sex won't be a concern!
-She'll brag to her friends about what a stud you are between the sheets giving a very good reputation!
-You'll be able to get her into bed again and again, and have her begging for the sensual satisfaction that only you can deliver!
-She'll never kick you out of bed for farting!

So now it's time to get read to go for the gold, and make her pant for your penis!

Are you ready to be become a sexual master and learn the secret of the ancients?

Good!

Read on I'm sure your girlfriend will be able to find some way to thank you!

Michael Lawstock

Founder of http://www.female-orgasm-secrets.com

The path is easy to follow, but people love to get sidetracked," said the guru.

Boy, do I love to get sidetracked. Interesting ideas, interesting people, interesting software come into my field of vision and grab my time and energy. These can spark creativity, but on the whole I know I have to stick with the fundamentals.

In soccer, the fundamentals are running and kicking. In baseball, they are throwing and hitting. In relationships they translate to, listening and having patience.

What are the fundamentals in publishing? How about those basics passed down from one-room schoolteachers everywhere: Readin', Ritin', and Rithmetic?

Of course, it's a schoolyard jingle, but as a model it can be powerful for covering the fundamentals of a publishing business. Reading is information in, writing is information out from your business, and arithmetic is the accounting and decision making to be financially successful.

Reading
Reading is research, trend watching, and learning about all the ways to run your business. Where can you find things to read? Writers are by nature readers so you probably have no lack of material. Go to your library or bookstore to find publishing, marketing, and PR books. Publishers Weekly Magazine is the source to learn about the bigger world of publishing. Finally, type "publishing", "writing", or anything else of interest into your nearest Internet search engine and get your readin' done.

Writing
Writing is the message you put out about your publishing company, whether in the books you publish or the e-mails you send. It is all-important in this Internet age. What people read about you is what they think about you. The best rule of marketing and promotion ever is simply that the only thing your audience and customers care about is themselves. Always write about the benefits to your customers.

Arithmetic
We are running a business. We are not creating art and waiting for the world to discover us. All of you experienced publishers who read this will say, Well, of course, what else is new? Many novices will say, "Not me. I will not compromise my art with commerce."

All small business people need to be good at the financial analysis and decision making necessary to run a business. How do you do this? If you have the time, take an accounting or small business course at your local junior college. If you don't, go to the Small Business Administration Web site (www.sba.gov) and read their many articles on accounting and financial analysis.

The path is easy to follow. Do your homework and stick to your Readin', Ritin', and Rithmetic.

Scott Flora is the Vice President of About Books, Inc. ABI is a consulting company helping authors and publishers edit, design and print their books. Scott is also the Executive Director of the Small Publishers Association of North America (SPAN - http://www.spannet.org). More information at http://www.about-books.com or call 719-632-8226.